This is one of our bearded dragons, Bella. She’s climbing the walls lately, and I mean that in a very literal sense. She doesn’t seem to grasp the fact that her tank is made of glass, and her claws are a little too big to get a good foothold.
She lays a lot of eggs — up to thirty at a time — usually, but lately she’s been doing only one or two at a time, spacing them out over days. I think this is because she knows that doing so give those eggs a greater chance of survival. You see, we take Bella’s eggs away, freeze them, and dispose of them. This pisses her off.
Well, you know why we have to do that, Bella? You know why? Because if we don’t destroy them, you eat them. That is sick, Bella.
