Ethan likes to ask strangers if they know the way to San José. He does it with a sarcastic grin and a glint in his eye to let you know he is joking. He wants you to know that he knows that song, and do you know that song too?
Nobody ever answers Ethan. He is in Ukraine, and the people do not know what he is saying, because Ethan is speaking English, which the people of Ukraine do not speak.
This will stop being funny to Ethan when he gets hungry.
