It’s good for smelling things, but it looks weird. I wouldn’t mind, but it changes day to day and I’d like a little more permanence. I glanced at a mirror a few seconds ago thought that it looked like a pig’s snout. I am 21 years old. This would be a terrible time in my life to realize that I have the a nose like a swine’s.
For one thing, I spent a small portion of my childhood mocking a girl in the class above mine for the same affliction.
I have a love/hate relationship with my nose.
It’s good for keeping my glasses up, but just barely and it revolts daily. There’s a groove in the skin where the bridge meets the… bridge, I guess. The little tiny plastic bits that cushion the metal fell off recently and now it presses and prints and irritates the hell out of my nose. Sometimes I get zits there.
That is really not the fault of my nose, but instead my glasses and (by extension) my eyes. But I project that blame onto my nose, for reasons I don’t know and don’t care to ponder too long.
I have a love/hate relationship with my nose.
At the right angle it does a nice sloping thing and goes up at the end like womens’s noses are (supposedly) meant to do. But at every other angle it looks big and intrusive and get off of my face you stupid nose.
I have a love/hate relationship with my nose.
My girlfriend loves it. Sometimes I kiss her on the neck and she moans a little bit more than usual if my nose lightly brushes up against her skin. She’s a big fan of that. I’m sure my other body parts would feel jealous of the affection she shows towards my nose, but they’re all too busy being proud.
Yes. I have a love/hate relationship with my nose. But the woman I love loves it, and so that tips the scales towards the happier side, and my nose can get by just fine.
